Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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