I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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