Sry I called you an 8
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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