He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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