I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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