what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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