so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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