she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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