help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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