i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
