is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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