She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
that is very illegal...i love you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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