i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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