people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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