Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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