You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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