Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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