Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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