What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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