My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
too bad you live with your parents still
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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