An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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