I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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