sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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