he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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