He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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