At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
