I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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