My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
