There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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