she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is Oprah even human
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
