I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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