I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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