Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
