I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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