who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
