you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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