No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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