Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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