At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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