Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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