I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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