dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
