so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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