Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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