Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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