If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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