If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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