dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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