Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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