Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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