You smell like stripper and shame
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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