im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wear drunk well.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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