im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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