I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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