i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize