it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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