Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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