Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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