Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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